Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Stalker Locker

I stand outside of your locker everyday a half hour before the bell rings before everyone else to come in and grabs their items from their locker. A minute before the bell rings I sniff it, and kiss your locker goodbye, knowing that when you are there the sight will be even more glorious. I walk across from the locker to my own. Soon the bell rings and the hallways fill up with students. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and get held back by a long kiss on my lips. Who knew that this glorious guy would actually be my boyfriend.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dinosaur Marathon

Over Spring Break I did many things, but one of my favorite was hangout with Leah Thomson. In the afternoon my dad dropped me off at her house. When we were there I saw her chinchilla Bolt. He was soooo cute! After that we went to Wal-mart!!! When we were there we bought dinosaur eggs and goldfish. As we walked around the store looking for more things we could buy that we don’t need we noticed something. Was it my dad? No. Was it my mom? No. Was it Leah’s Brother Ross? Of course not! It was a hot guy walking around Wal-mart!!!
I turned to Leah and said, “Lets stalk him!”
We follow him through many isles, but then we lost him. We were very bad stalkers. Though we wanted to find him it was time for us to leave because we were going to see The Last Song. So we gave him a name, Herbert and left.
After the movie we were back at Leah’s house. We watch Jurassic Park, and had a marathon with all three of the movies! During the movies Leah, Ross, and I took pictures! They were very cool. Some of them were of us jumping into the air, and bunch of them were us laying with our head hanging over Leah’s bed. We also took pictures over our phones. Ross took about five pictures of me and set one of them as his background. I think he might like me, but oh well. During the movie Ross made excellent popcorn, and it was so perfectly pop corned. He is a great chef.
In the morning we woke up and Ross made pancakes, but these were not good. In fact they were horrible. They were tasted like plastic dough! Ew! Overall it was a very good night though.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Good Morning Sunshine

“Good morning sunshine, the earth says hello!”
I opened my eyes and screamed, “Ahh…! What are you doing in here?!?”
“I was making pancakes and wanted to know if you wanted any?”
I looked up at her cheery face. It disgusted me!
“Get out of my house stalker!”
“Oh, but honey bunch-”
“No you seriously need to stop Abbey. This has been going on for far too long, and I think you need to understand that this is not going to work out between you and me.”
“I know we have some disagreements Ryan, but I can change really I can!”
I can’t believe she just said that. If she wasn’t a girl I would slap her right across the face.
I sat up in my bed and said calmly, “Abbey get out of my house or I will call the cops.”
“Oh, but Ryan I think you are misunderstanding. We were meant to be together, and just because you don’t see it now doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Just give me a chance I could be the girl of your dreams!”
I got out of my bed, and tried to escort her to the door. I opened the front door motioned her out, and then…she quickly planted a kiss on me and ran out the door.
I screamed, “What the heck?!?”
I heard her giggle as she ran off. I stood there puzzled not knowing if I should just call the cops.
“I will love you forever and ever Ryan, and don’t you forget it!” I heard her scream in the distance.
“What a freak.” I said under my breath.
My older brother was standing right behind me as I walked in the house.
“She was hot.” He said and walked back up to his room.
I thought about it for a minute and said, “Dang!”
She really was hot. Hmm…oh well.