Good Morning Sunshine

“Good morning sunshine, the earth says hello!”
I opened my eyes and screamed, “Ahh…! What are you doing in here?!?”
“I was making pancakes and wanted to know if you wanted any?”
I looked up at her cheery face. It disgusted me!
“Get out of my house stalker!”
“Oh, but honey bunch-”
“No you seriously need to stop Abbey. This has been going on for far too long, and I think you need to understand that this is not going to work out between you and me.”
“I know we have some disagreements Ryan, but I can change really I can!”
I can’t believe she just said that. If she wasn’t a girl I would slap her right across the face.
I sat up in my bed and said calmly, “Abbey get out of my house or I will call the cops.”
“Oh, but Ryan I think you are misunderstanding. We were meant to be together, and just because you don’t see it now doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Just give me a chance I could be the girl of your dreams!”
I got out of my bed, and tried to escort her to the door. I opened the front door motioned her out, and then…she quickly planted a kiss on me and ran out the door.
I screamed, “What the heck?!?”
I heard her giggle as she ran off. I stood there puzzled not knowing if I should just call the cops.
“I will love you forever and ever Ryan, and don’t you forget it!” I heard her scream in the distance.
“What a freak.” I said under my breath.
My older brother was standing right behind me as I walked in the house.
“She was hot.” He said and walked back up to his room.
I thought about it for a minute and said, “Dang!”
She really was hot. Hmm…oh well.