It was a bright and sunny day. I decided it would be a great day to go to the beach and go tanning. I hopped on my bike a peddled there. I laid out a spot on the beach for my towel and plopped down onto my stomach. I closed my eyes and just laid there.
After awhile I felt something drip down my back. I opened my eyes and then felt hands moving up an down it. I turned my head and saw this guy standing there rubbing sun screen on my back. This wasn't just a normal guy though, this was a full on NERD! He had large black chunky glasses covering his very small unappealing face, his skin was as white as a ghost, and his swim trunks weren't even trunks it was a Speedo! Eww…I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit!!!
I screamed and backed away, "What do you think your doing?!?!?!"
"My lady seemed to be getting a little sunburned. I just wanted to protect her with SPF 55." he said almost like a Star Wars movie.
Where is the convention?!
"Eww! Nasty! Get away from me stalker!!!"
"I'm not a stalker! I'm just a citizen trying to protect you fine lady from the evil sun rays!!!" he said with I giant snort of his nose.
I slapped him and ran away screaming. I hopped on my bike and went home.
What a nerd!!!
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