Love Guru
Ron
Hermione
LG: (meditating by the waterfall, turn and notice that your on film) Why hello there, I am the love guru and I am here to sell you some….love
Ron: Oh Hermione, we should buy some love
Hermonie: Yes ron we should fall in love, but I think there are some side effects, right Guru?
LG: (turns head to hermoine) Small side effects include: Nausea, Dizziness, Swine Flu, annnnnd… Death
Ron: Well, hermoine, I’m ready to risk it all, for your love
H: Oh Ron, your so dreammyyyyyyyyyy
R: Its Ronald to you….hun…
H: Well Ronald, I love you so much!
LG: (Turns head back to TV CAMERA) What would you do if you see happy couple like Ron and Hermoine? YOU GET THEM MARRIED! (singing) you get them married, marrrried! Oh! Marrieddddddd
LG: 10 MINUTES LATER
RON AND HERMOINE: ( walk down the aisle together, getting married. )
LG: See what my love can do? If you would like to use this product call me at 1-800-LoveGuru
The love guru is not responcable for any divorces or seperations while using the this prouduct (smile at camera)
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