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The Wonderful Adventures of Michaela

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess named Michaela. She had two sisters named Alexandra and Katarina. Her father was King Bob, and her mother was Queen Debbie, and Michaela was the favorite of their daughters. This made Alexandra and Katarina very angry.
One day when Michaela took her pet pig Ryan for a walk Alexandra and Katarina went into town. As they walked through town they came across the town’s witch. The witch gave the sister a potion that would get rid of Michaela for good. When the sisters got home they found that Michaela had made them a nice lunch of all of their favorites, wild boar, their favorite pink lemonade, tomato soup, and tons of dessert.
The sisters couldn’t figure out why Michaela had done this so they asked,
“Michaela why have you made us this wonderful food?”in reply Michaela said,
“Because I love you sillies!”
After Michaela said this, it got the girls really upset, because they tried to get rid of her. So the two decided to get rid of the potion, and all three of the girls lived happily ever after like good sisters should.

Sanchez the King Penguin

Once upon a time in 1592 there was a Penguin named Sanchez. He was raised as a prince, he had servants, many friends, was the fattest kid in the kingdom. Everyone was jealous of him and his awesomeness, but other than being in line for the kingdom he had a pretty normal childhood.
When Sanchez was ready to take the throne from his father Optimist Prime, the villagers were outraged. They did not want Sanchez to be king because they were jealous of his totally awesomeness. This made Sanchez very angry. He declared war on all of the towns people. After many seconds of war Sanchez was defeated by a young girl that lived in the village, her name was Jasmine. When she defeated him she dragged him to a large catapult that the villagers were creating outside of the Castle of Ice Castle in the city of Antarctica. Jasmine tossed him into the catapult and lunched him into space, and that is the story of how Sanchez became a constellation.
Many people believe that Sanchez is still up in the sky ruler of the other constellations. They also believe that he isn’t exactly the ruler because nobody listens to his rules. We believe that the constellations tried to throw him farther into space, but no other constellations wanted him so they were stuck with him thinking that he was their king.
To find this constellation you must first find the big dipper and then move down to the bottom of the spoon then you go down to the tip of the little dipper and that is the tip of Sanchez’s crown. This constellation is only shown during the winter right above Antarctica where the ruins of the Castle of Ice Castle are.

Old Forensics Story-Love Guru

Love Guru
Ron
Hermione

LG: (meditating by the waterfall, turn and notice that your on film) Why hello there, I am the love guru and I am here to sell you some….love
Ron: Oh Hermione, we should buy some love
Hermonie: Yes ron we should fall in love, but I think there are some side effects, right Guru?
LG: (turns head to hermoine) Small side effects include: Nausea, Dizziness, Swine Flu, annnnnd… Death
Ron: Well, hermoine, I’m ready to risk it all, for your love
H: Oh Ron, your so dreammyyyyyyyyyy
R: Its Ronald to you….hun…
H: Well Ronald, I love you so much!
LG: (Turns head back to TV CAMERA) What would you do if you see happy couple like Ron and Hermoine? YOU GET THEM MARRIED! (singing) you get them married, marrrried! Oh! Marrieddddddd


LG: 10 MINUTES LATER
RON AND HERMOINE: ( walk down the aisle together, getting married. )
LG: See what my love can do? If you would like to use this product call me at 1-800-LoveGuru
The love guru is not responcable for any divorces or seperations while using the this prouduct (smile at camera)

Basically...

It was a bright and sunny day. I decided it would be a great day to go to the beach and go tanning. I hopped on my bike a peddled there. I laid out a spot on the beach for my towel and plopped down onto my stomach. I closed my eyes and just laid there.
After awhile I felt something drip down my back. I opened my eyes and then felt hands moving up an down it. I turned my head and saw this guy standing there rubbing sun screen on my back. This wasn't just a normal guy though, this was a full on NERD! He had large black chunky glasses covering his very small unappealing face, his skin was as white as a ghost, and his swim trunks weren't even trunks it was a Speedo! Eww…I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit!!!
I screamed and backed away, "What do you think your doing?!?!?!"
"My lady seemed to be getting a little sunburned. I just wanted to protect her with SPF 55." he said almost like a Star Wars movie.
Where is the convention?!
"Eww! Nasty! Get away from me stalker!!!"
"I'm not a stalker! I'm just a citizen trying to protect you fine lady from the evil sun rays!!!" he said with I giant snort of his nose.
I slapped him and ran away screaming. I hopped on my bike and went home.
What a nerd!!!

The Tales of the Hotties

Once upon a time there were two beautiful amazing girls at a fair. They were strolling around minding their own business when suddenly two SUPER HOT guys strolled on by. The two girls immediately started stalking them, but after awhile they grew tired of them so the set off to eat because they love eating. They sat of the swing of the playground near the fair, and ate. The two SUPER HOT guys came over though and sat on the playground set near the monkey bars. THEY WERE STALKING US!!! We asked them their names. They were Justin(Beiber(not related to THE Justin Beiber) and Rupert. Both were very hot, but Rupert was especially delicious. We found out later that Justin Beiber was in 5th grade though he looked like he was in 6th and Rupert was in 8th grade which was the same grade level as what they were in. So the girls got their numbers and be-friended them on facebook, and are now planning to hang out with them this summer. :)

So...what's up?

Sitting alone in a dark closet. I reach for my cell phone and start to type in a number: 6061102. This was the number. I start to write out my txt.
Hey, wats up?
I sit there and await for the message back. Soon my phone buzzes and I quickly open my phone back up.
Hanging outside, u?
What a dare devil. To actually be outside and not feel any fear at all. He was absolutely amazing.
I replied back.
Nm.
I replied with this hoping that we could talk about us rather than just what we were doing.
Oh, that's kool. Hahaha
He replied.
This was my chance to finally ask him. It was now or never.
Be cool Courtney, be cool.
Look, I relly like u ad I hope tht u like me too because if u did tht would be relly kool and I think tht we would make and awesome couple considering tht ur...well...like RELLY hot and stuff and im pretty hot too, not trying to be modest, but relly I am. So I think it would be relly special if u asked me out. And just so u know this isnt me asking u out this is me just telling u tht I like u and tht it would be relly kool if u asked me out… so yea ig tht is it.
BTW ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot;)
I waited for his text back, and I waited…
And waited…
And waited…
No reply back for like a whole 10 minutes!!!
Maybe he doesn't like me back. Maybe I was being to forward when I said that he was hot. What if I go back to school and he makes fun of me?!?!
Questions where rolling through my head when finally my phone buzzed.
He was calling me?
Maybe he wanted to hear my lovely voice when he asked me out! Yes! That must be it!
I quickly grabbed my phone and answered.
"Hello!"
"Hey it's Jason."
"Oh, yea I know!"
I couldn't believe he was talking to me!!!
"Yea, about your message…it was like really creepy."
I heard laughing in the background.
"What?...what do you mean?!"
"I mean I don't like you. Your really ugly. Plus I have a girlfriend already! Which means your so uncool to even hear that I have one."
I felt my heart pump fast as he said every word. How could I have been so dumb! Of course he has a girlfriend! Why wouldn't he? He is cute, smart, and popular.
I was so embarrassed. I quickly hung up the phone. I took a deep breath, and grabbed the book that was laying on the floor next to me in my closet.
I flipped open a page. I instantly saw Marcus. He was so hot. I laid the page open and grabbed out the student phone directory, and found his number.
I reached for my cell phone and typed in the number: 503114...